From Honest Abe to Hobbit Feet: The Top Ten Geek Movies of 2012

Geek films dominated the box office in 2012, but that does not tell the whole story. Some movies lived up to impossible expectations. Others bombed as expected. Some movies that nobody had heard of in 2011 turned out to be amazing, while other movies that had a huge build-up were mostly greeted with disappointment. It’s hard to pick out one overarching story but I would say it was this – in an increasingly fragmented world, geeks are the last bastion of the collective experience. We all made fun of Bane’s voice, we all debated Peter Jackson’s high frame rate film making and none of us went to see John Carter, no matter how good it actually was. Recently I was made aware of a few film critics lamenting the fact that “film culture” is dead. They would prefer to write a nostalgic obituary for when everybody in a Woody Allen movie had seen the same Kurosawa film and then discussed its symbolism while smoking in their New York apartment. Well, I don’t live in New York, and I don’t smoke. When I want to hang out with people who’ve watched the same movies I did, I check out the gifs on Tumblr and I read the reviews and comments on sites like this one. Film culture is alive and well and , although a bit different,  geeks are the keepers of the flame.

Anyway, here’s my Top Ten Geek Films from 2012:


10. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

abraham lincoln vampire hunter

Yeah, it was pretty much exactly what the title told you it would be. And every once in a while that’s exactly what you’re looking for. If you’re looking for that 300 ridiculous gonzo-ness fix, this was the best you could do this year. What really took it to the next level was the completely insane action sequences masterminded by Night Watch and Wanted director Timur Bekmambetov. While author Seth Grahame-Smith supplied that novel source material and the screenplay, only in a Bekmambetov movie could a vampire throw a horse at Abraham Lincoln.

9. Wreck-It Ralph


If you haven’t heard that this is the movie that does for video games what Toy Story did for toys, you have now. It’s not a Pixar movie, but honestly it’s better than the actual Pixar movie that came out this year, so whatever. Did I ever think I’d see a big budget Disney animated film that included cameos from M. Bison and the Paperboy from Paperboy? No, I did not. And on top of that it’s actually good.

8. Casa De Mi Padre


This is the Best Comedy of 2012 that You Never Saw. Why didn’t you see it? Well, for one thing, it’s almost entirely in Spanish. And stars Will Ferrell. Speaking Spanish. Hilarity ensues. This movie commits so entirely to its mission to parody overly-dramatic Mexican telenovelas that, at one point, the film stops and a crawl explains what you would have seen there if things hadn’t gone awry on set. The entire thing is just utterly bizarre and that’s kind of the point. If this movie did not exist, nobody else could have invented it.

7. The Hunger Games

The book was fun and it’s really about something to a far greater degree than even some of the higher films on this list. The movie took that base and didn’t mess with it too much. Jennifer Lawrence put in a great performance as the story’s central character, Katniss Everdeen, who is now an icon in her own right. Gary Ross did a fine job with the direction and I don’t think many fans of the books were disappointed. And, best of all, we might FINALLY be able to put to rest the idea that a female lead can’t carry an action movie to box office success.

6.  The Dark Knight Rises

The long-term takeaway on the climax to Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight Trilogy has been mixed and what I’d say about it is that it’s more iconic than actually good. For one thing, the plot makes almost zero sense but if we remember something from any movie this year, there’s a decent chance it will be Tom Hardy doing his Bane voice. Or Christian Bale climbing out of a pit to the insane, rhythmic chanting of the prisoners below. Or Gotham in the snow. And if we don’t care about iconic moments, what the heck are we doing here?

5. Skyfall

Daniel Craig

The 50th Anniversary James Bond flick somehow turned out to be both THE Bond movie and a Bond movie unlike any other. Director Sam Mendes, best known for American Beauty, not only shot one of the year’s most beautiful films but he dives into James Bond’s backstory in a way no one had before him. Meanwhile, Javier Bardem and Judi Dench stole the show from Daniel Craig with a pair of great performances. I wouldn’t want every Bond movie to be like this, but as a one-off it was pretty much perfect.

4. The Cabin in the Woods


This was the year the rest of the world, outside the passionate Buffy and Firefly fandoms, discovered Joss Whedon. But before he made the highest grossing movie of the year, he wrote this crazy deconstruction of the horror genre and asked his protégé Drew Goddard to direct it. The release was then delayed a year for a 3-D conversion that was eventually abandoned, and then delayed further by the same MGM bankruptcy that delayed Skyfall and The Hobbit. But when it finally hit screens in February, it still felt fresh. This is a slasher flick in which the killer represents the idea of horror movies themselves and it’s even much more.

3. Looper


My wife and I didn’t exactly know what to expect from this time travel movie from the director of Brick, but I remember us walking out of the theater, turning to each other and saying, “That was really great wasn’t it? I had a really great time. Did you have a really great time?Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a near-future mob enforcer and Bruce Willis is a future version of himself. Every part of Looper is meticulously crafted. It’s not just a great action movie, it’s that rarest of beasts, a truly smart action movie.

2. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey … one embargo to bind them.
If nobody disagrees with me on the high placement, that would be truly unexpected. I’m a lifelong Hobbit fan who loved the way Peter Jackson did justice to one of my favorite books so, I might be biased. Unlike some of the other long movies on this list, The Hobbit rarely felt long. It introduced a new cast of characters while still existing in that wonderful LOTR film universe that I could just keep running in the background of my life on a loop. In a long, busy year full of great movies, this is the only one I saw twice in theaters and I never regretted it for a moment

1.  The Avengers

The Avengers
Marvel was building to this unprecedented on-screen superhero team up for years, through two Iron Man movies, one Incredible Hulk, one Captain America, and one Thor. And when they got there, EVERYONE went to see it. And I thought it lived up to the hype I created in my mind. The #1 movie of the year was, for once, also the most fun movie of the year thanks to writer/director Joss Whedon and a great cast painstakingly assembled (get it?) over a period of several years. And it was fun to watch Loki’s alien army blow up my home town of Cleveland in the third act.


Honorable Mentions:

Prometheus – I found it highly enjoyable out of context, if that makes any sense, and it had a lot of great moments I wished were in a better package.

John Carter – A much, much better movie that anyone gave it credit for. I know no one saw this in theaters, but if you ever get a chance to catch it on TV, it’s well worth it.

Robot & FrankFrank Langella turns in a great performance as a near-future old man with dementia who gets a live-in helper robot.

Daniel Joslyn

Daniel son of David was born in a land the elves called Lorgonath. Once, in a hidden valley, he met his true love, who now runs a website. Upon the Plain of Fargiliad he tamed the Great White Horse of Bosporian. He rid the Greywood from the deathly pall of the Unfortunate Sorcerer. The Fanged Beast of the Mordathor Mines slunk back to the Pit at the mere mention of his name. Then he took an arrow to the knee. Now he writes about TV and movies.

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11 Responses

  1. Iris says:

    I loved Cabin in the Woods. I went to the theatre for it and I haven’t been to one in five years by choice. That’s how good it was. I went for Fran Kranz but ended up liking the film for the plot as well. DragonBat!

    • Daniel Joslyn says:

      I had been looking forward to “Cabin in the Woods” for literally years… but then again I check in on on at least a weekly basis, so I’m probably not representative of the population at large!

    • I was so glad that Cabin worked out well as a film. I had heard so much about it leading up to its release. That it was as great and entertaining a film as it turned out to me was just like icing on the cake.

  2. Anon Y. Mous says:


    • Daniel Joslyn says:

      A great movie! I didn’t really include it in the category when I was making the list but the great thing about being a geek is that you be a geek about almost anything.

  3. UNI says:

    Avengers is just a campy overrated piece of trash. Silly jokes and cheesy action and the DKR was boring as hell.

    • It certainly was more “light hearted” than a lot of the DC movies (thinking of the newer Batman films in particular). What would you list as your #1 movie of 2012?

  4. Johnny Rider says:

    Whether people like the Avengers or not it’s undeniably the best geek film of 2012. Seeing Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Fury, S.H.E.I.L.D and the Helicarrier all in one film was a thing that every geek dreamed of as a child and last year it actually happened. It was never going to live up to expectations but then again it didn’t need to.

    • Daniel Joslyn says:

      I agree Johnny. I’m not actually sure what expectations I had but they were certainly met. And I definitely like it when things can take themselves seriously but people make as many jokes as they do in real life. Very dour entertainment can get to me after a while.

  5. That awkward moment when you realize you’ve only seen 6 movies last year and 5 of them are on this list. Man, I need to watch more movies!

    Anyone wanna watch my child for me so I can disappear for a few hours?

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